Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn’t have a haunting license.Who protects the shores where spirits live? The Ghost Guard.What did ghosts drink at the party? Ghoul-aid.What did they say about the girl who married a ghost? I don’t know what possessed her!.What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream.
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Take a trip to Salem: How to stay in the 'Hocus Pocus' cottage this Halloween Halloween ghost jokes Spooky getaway: 5 spooky Halloween vacation destinations in the US for families Why didn’t the skeleton use a towel after he took a shower? He was already bone dry.Why did the skeleton climb a tree? A dog was after his bones.How does an angry skeleton confront his friend? I’ve got a bone to pick with you!.Why don’t skeletons like to go out in the winter? The cold goes right through them.What do you give a skeleton who is trick or treating? Spare ribs.Did you hear about the skeleton who went to the hospital? He ate a jawbreaker.What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? Will you marrow me?.Why did the skeleton quit playing football? His heart wasn’t in it.What instruments do skeletons play? Trom-bone.What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appetite.
What type of art do skeletons like? Skulltures.Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.Why don't skeletons play music at church? They don’t have any organs.How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.Halloween candy favorites: Most popular and hated Halloween treats by state What do witches’ cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.What do you call a witch’s spotless garage? A broom closet.What does a little witch use to bake? An easy bake coven.How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire? It was a rags to witches story.What sound do witches’ cereals make? Snap, cackle and pop.What does a witch like to read in the newspaper? Her horror scope.Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive.What do you learn at witch school? Spelling.What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand-witch.What do you call two witches in a haunted house? Broommates.What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? She witch-hiked home.Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch!.Why is a witch like a candle? They’re both wicked to the core.Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a billionaire? A very witch person.Why don’t witches wear flat caps? There’s no point in it.What happened to the badly behaved witch at school? She was ex-spelled.More laughs: 100 hilarious Thanksgiving jokes your family and friends will gobble right upįrighteningly funny: 75 side-splitting Halloween memes to make you howl Halloween witch jokes
When is Halloween 2022?: Here's when (and why!) we celebrate the spooky season We've compiled an extensive list of the funniest puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes for October that'll help you put the "ha" in Halloween. Whether you want to include a witty caption for your gourd-geous Instagram photo or have a few jokes up your sleeve for trick or treaters, there are just too many spooky side-ticklers to choose from. Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, and that includes a few laughs. Watch Video: DIY Halloween decoration ideas with old items
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